Can You Say "Ridiculous"?

If money can't buy happiness it can certainly buy useless things you don't need. For instance, these $185 leather mirror covers for your Dodge Viper.





I was just walking into the gallery and this Viper was parked out front. The first thing I noticed was these silly mirror covers and I immediately thought, "You've got to be kidding me." But no, they weren't kidding me. Those things are for real.

Check out the following AMAZING description from the website.


"Viper Mirror Covers -
Custom snakeskin without the bite.

Excellent side mirror protection.
Whether it’s direct exposure, front wheel spray or parking lot mishaps, side mirrors can take as many hits as the nose of the car."


You know, I can't help but wonder if the owner of this car will throw a fit about the fine they will have to pay if they get a ticket for parking in the loading zone.

Bloody Lip, Cocaine Mirrors, And Other Nonsensical Bullshit

First off, I can't stop picking this fucking scab on my lip.







Next, I've been trying to get all of my new pocket mirrors online. I have three up so far and hope to get the rest of them online real soon. Like by the end of the day. Let's see, there are about 20 items on my "to do" list, so we'll just have to wait and see if that gets done today. Here are the two newest ones. The world famous (yes, my dear 10,000 readers, "world famous") Some Bitch Stole My Lunch Money.








And the almost "world famous" (at the time of this writing it's super famous in the Pacific Northwest and Indonesia) Let's Talk About Fidelity.






If you click on either photo you will be directed to the "pocket mirrors", or as I like to refer to them "cocaine mirrors", section of my etsy shop. There you will find more crucial info as well as have the option to purchase.



In other news, I should have all of the artwork from the Stenzskull solo show, "Cut & Paste", available for your viewing pleasure very soon.